Where can I buy my wife some of these sexy black boots that Palin wore the other day?

Palin is lookin smokin in sexy black boots. Where can I find a pair? It turns me on how it acts as a ditsy bimbo too. Scunnered, of course. What day is the election again? I need to ask off work so I can get drunk before I go. Voting's always better after a six-pack.

Ladies able to buy the evening dresses. Buy her hair cap at the K-Mart.

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